You can see her eyelashes and eyebrows finally coming in
Last week while we were tooling around Beechwood Canyon trying to find the ideal spot to capture the Hollywood sign, we came across posters for a real estate firm that my friend had used. One of the realtors pictures was an attractive women, recipient of many enhancements, but looking closely at the photo..what was I looking at...my chemo brain struggled mightily..pig's foot? horse's hoof. Naomi filled in the blank..CAMEL'S TOE. This is the phenomena that occurs when ones pants are a bit too tight and ride up the crouch. This glamorous woman didn't look past her face. Later we saw the same poster but somehow onehad demurely affixed a sticker to the offending part.
Another phrase learned: TRAMP STAMP. This is a tattoo that is only visible if the wearer bends down. I know a few tramp stamp owners. I am trying to convince Naomi not to have one too There must be a phrase too to describe gel nail wearers.. man hooks? but now Naomi has reasonable looking nails.
A cool, cloudy day back here in the unglamorous Midwest. I am taking a rest day though I should be toning up those muscles. Tomorrow I will see what's up with my Y membership. I know I have been approved but the membership lady sent me the wrong person's mail..I need to call as for some reason, my e-mails keep coming back.
Steve and I went out to eat last night, the first time in I don't remember. Perhaps we'll take a mini-vacation in September and Naomi can watch the house. I went sandal shopping as my favorites are so worn out, it was a wonder that I could still walk in them. Now I have a few pair to choose from.
2 comments:
I am so tempted to post my realtor's name in the same post with "camel toe"...We know what fun Google Blogger would have with that!
i already told you i wasnt getting a tramp stamp. its too common.but i will eventually get a tat. and i'll watch the house.
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