Silly signs

This is from our neighborhood. First it makes being 'green' contingent on cougar adoption. Second, since when are cougars endangered? Maybe the Florida panthers (black cougars are) but certainly not those in the West.

This from our lunch place in Indian River. The door certainly looks like a door. There is a website for inappropriate quotation marks.

Trying to clean up the place is difficult with a 3 year old in tow. First she wants to help. You can guess how that goes. She wanted to help roll out tart dough, difficult to do as it is. So pear frangipane tart, salmon, cherry salad, coconut basmati rice and balsamic brussel sprouts (this time with fake bacon). Sound good?