|Tessa stopped by with her mother this morning|
A bank employee is finishing up some paperwork for a customer.
Bank employee: Now all I need is your John Hancock....
Customer: Um...well..um..I don't understand what you want
Bank employee: Your signature! You know that guy who signed real big on the Declaration of Independence?
Customer: Oh, I thought you wanted this (points to groin)
Finally the rain stopped so I could run and bike.