Somehow it just doesn't feel like Sunday here. A Happy Birthday to my sister-in-law!! The kids enjoyed their many presents and outfits from the Northwest.
These below are from a Washington Post contest:
Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops
bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone unfortunately, shows
little sign of breaking down in the near future.
Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the
subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
Inoculatte (v): To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
Hipatitis (n): Terminal coolness.
Osteopornosis (n): A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
Karmageddon (n): It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day
consuming only things that are good for you.
Glibido (v): All talk and no action.
Dopeler effect (n): The tendency of stupid ideas to seem
smarter when they come very quickly.
Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after
you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into
your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating.
Foreploy (v): Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
Ignoranus (n): A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
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- Happy New Year!
- 2 sick little boys
- Sunday Funnies
- Not so close calls
- The babies are here!
- Holiday Gatherings
- Buche de Noel
- Picking those apples...
- Cold, cold days
- San Antonio
- Lazy Sue
- Survivor cooking class
- Little boys..
- Sunday Funny
- Christmas Fair
- Ms Pedantic
- Poetry Night
- Nerd Heaven
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